he shaved USA in his pubs
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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