I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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