I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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