Where did you get a picture of my penis
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
