guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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