I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Randomize
