Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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