This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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