BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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