Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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