Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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