Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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