So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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