It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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