Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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