FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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