you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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