I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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