Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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