reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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