Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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