After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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