no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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