Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize