Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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