at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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