and you said cock pushups were impossible
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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