Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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