She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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