Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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