No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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