Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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