i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
