Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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