Banned from zoo.
Again?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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