I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
operation have a gay friend backfired
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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