The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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