Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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