Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I would fuck him just for his dog
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