you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took my morning after pill in the library
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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