Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
