I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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