on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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