I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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