The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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