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I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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