I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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