do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
