thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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