i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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