plz talk dirty to me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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